10. Your hairdresser doesn’t Shampoo and shave your rear end.
9. You don’t go for weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
8. Your hair dresser doesn’t give you a sanitary trim.
7. Your hairdresser doesn’t have to clean or pluck your ears.
6. Your hairdresser doesn’t have to remove the boogies from the corner of your eyes.
5. You sit in one place for your hairdresser.
4. Your haircut doesn’t include a mani. or pedi.
3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head, not your entire body.
2. You don’t bite, slobber, or scratch at your hairdresser.
1. The likelihood of you pooping on your hair dressers chair is pretty slim to none.